Thanks Randy. Well I guess I should just tell you why granny panties are worn. Here it is dudes – ladies only wear granny panties because they are trying to repel vampires. No…. that’s not true. Granny panties are worn because a lady wants to feel comfortable and is probably on her period. Because, if a lady is wearing granny panties, then it is for sure that she does not want to get laid. I’m sorry, it is really because she does not want to please her man. Because everyone knows that ladies wear panties that are sexxxyyy every other day of the month so that she can do sex and be a good woman. Stupid grannies just trying to be comfortable and not thinking about doing sex and pleasing men.
So that’s the only reason. If your woman is wearing granny panties count on a headache happening the next time you want to infiltrate her sacred fort. Because if a lady is not wearing granny panties and doesn’t do sex then she probably has a headache! Duh! Everyone knows! Watch it on King of Queens or Two and a Half Men. That’s reality baby. Those shows are funny, because they are true. I think we ALL can relate to that! Blahhchioklck ddddeeeeaaaatttthhhh……
You call it a secret fort too?