Dustin suggested soup. Yes the same Dustin from the previous post. It is all coming full circle. Thanks Dustin! There’s a song about soup in The Mighty Boosh. It will be in my head for the rest of this post and probably for the rest of the evening.
I like soup but only in the fall / winter time. I can’t eat soup when it is hot, unless it is a gazpacho (I am a summer soup-oh). Doug can eat soup in the summer time though. It is crazy. I refuse. If it is summer time and someone said, “oohhh you should try this delicious soup I made out of happiness and the fountain of youth”. I would simply respond, “No way Jose”. Which might be awkward if this individual is not named Jose. Well not really. I think that No Way Jose has finally made its way into the mainstream. You know like cool beans and hot mamma!
Anyway, if that individual’s name was Jose or if his or her name was Gertrude they would take that soup back to the kitchen promptly because they would know I mean business. Because when someone says “No way Jose” its pretty much equivalent to saying “fuck you and your soup”. Its an interchangeable phrase like the words “What the heck?” and “Die pig scum”. No, I’m sorry not “Die pig scum”, but “Please pass the butter”. Which you should go back to the kitchen and retrieve after you return this soup.
I love soup. And I love the soup song from the Mighty Boosh. Also, I’m making soup right now. Mmmmm.