He-Man as suggested by Aaron Fram. Thanks Aaron! (also thanks for being such a great improv supporter) He-Man….He-Man…I was more of a Princess of Power myself. But I believe that the times of He-Man were approximately the same times I started to understand sexism. Why in the hell was it alright for He-Man to be topless all the time? This was obviously before I understood what boobs were really made for. That’s right I think I just ended that sentence with a preposition. I will re-phrase the sentence so as not to offend. This was obviously before I understood the proper intention of boobs.
I think it was interesting that the Lil Rascals also used the terms He-Man to be Woman Haters in their notorious He-Man Woman Haters Club. Yeah that movie was also a big ole bunch of bull shit. Disagree, I don’t care. Its not important because there are people dying in places.
I used to watch He-Man at my baby-sitter’s house. I was babysat by a woman who had a son in my kindergarten class. We would mainly watch a lot of tv. Oohh and play He-Man and Sheera now that I think about it. Anyway, when we weren’t doing that he would pin me down and spit on my face. In general one of those bright and shining moments of sexual discovery at a young age. And yet, I still don’t know the proper intention of boobs. And I just started two sentences with the word and.
How exactly is getting spit on a bright and shining moment of sexual discovery?
How is it not?
I think you know……
wait… when did I suggest He-Man?
Also, your distaste for sentence-ending prepositions offends me. If you use them, claim them. Stick by them. Be proud of your grammatical individuality. Stand up and be a He-Man!