Theresa suggested turnips. Thanks Theresa! Remember in Super Mario Bros. Dos there was an option to pull up turnips and get coins? I do. Super Mario Dos was my favorite probably because I could never play it. Nathan had the Nintendo (intendo, what?) because it was what he worked so hard for and I didn’t work so I didn’t have an Nintendo. That’s fine. When I went to college Nathan bought me a gamecube and senior year was filled with playing the Zelda disc that had all of the Zelda’s except that one really good Zelda that Doug liked. Yeah I get it, that Zelda was way better than Ocarina and that other one I played.
Ang, Tyler and I would sit around and play Zelda while Rachel was at work. Often when Rachel got home we would still play. Basically, Tyler would just tell me what I needed to do and both Tyler and I would make fun of Angela because she would write down cheats that she hid in between the couch cushions. She thought we didn’t know about the cheats. She was wrong.
I used cheats too, but I was out about my cheat usage. I have played a lot of Zelda games, but I have not beat one. I may have come close, but I didn’t want the game to end. I’ve never beat a video game. But I am close. Recently I downloaded an app for my douche-phone and it is this rat game. There are fifteen levels and I am on level 13. That’s right only two more levels. Will I beat it? At this rate yes. Then I can finally say that I’ve beat a video game. Which is not necessarily a job qualification or anything. Does anyone ever beat video games? Do most people just let them collect dust when the bosses become too hard? Uh….. I mean if people did that. That’s not the reason I stopped playing. What is that a turnip?
Nathan often beats video games….
That is the only way I let him purchase new games, which he will inevitably win. It’s a vicious cycle, really.